I know we’ve talked about Software as a Service (SaaS), Backup as a Service (BaaS), and Disaster Recovery as a Service (DRaaS). Now enters Management Yield as a Service (MYaaS) as part of a new product offering. Here’s a quick memo that I’ve just sent out to my employees on the subject.
Management Yield as a Service
This memo announces the development of a new software system known as “Management Yield as a Service” or “MYaaS.” Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will demonstrate MYaaS to everyone. We will hold repeat demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYaaS.
Networking aspects have not been addressed yet. Only one person at a time can use MYaaS. This restriction will be removed after MYaaS expands.
Fortunately some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate’s office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYaaS. It is understandable that some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYaaS. Last week my admin assistant said to me, “I’m a little nervous, I have never entered anything into MYaaS before.” I helped her with the mechanics the first time and afterwards she admitted that it was relatively painless process. She was so excited she was even ready to kiss MYaaS and her screen right on the spot.
Concerns have been expressed about a virus that was found in MYaaS upon initial installation, but this virus has been addressed and eliminated. However, in the future, virus protection will be required prior to entering MYaaS.
This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYaaS. As MYaaS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, “Here, stick this in MYaaS.”
It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond, “Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYaaS.”
And…that is your smile for the day!